I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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