Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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