Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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