lets start a swedish sibling band together
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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