what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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