no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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