I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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