What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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