I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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