Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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