peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Girls should come with a carfax report
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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