do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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