she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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