hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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