I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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