When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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