I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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