just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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