have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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