Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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