Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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