Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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