who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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