not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Come share oat with me in your robe
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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