what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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