My Higher Power is John Stamos
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
