"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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