Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My feet surprised me
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