is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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