It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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