just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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