Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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