Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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