you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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