I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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