She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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