You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Randomize
