This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
