Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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