11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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