found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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