Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just gargled with NyQuil
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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