i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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