Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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