do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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