i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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