Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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