let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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