Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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