i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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