youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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