last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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