my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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