Have you finally orgasmed yet?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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