how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
