By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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