Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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